Will Rogers Quotes
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
Elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with Public Officials.
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. -- Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
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